So You Wanna Be A Bard?

by Andy Letcher

This article first appeared in "Druidry - Rekindling the Sacred Fire" Edited by Philip Shallcrass and Emma Restall Orr and published by The British Druid Order, 1999

So you wanna be a bard, but what the hell does that really mean? Well, we
could go to the historical evidence and see what the bards did in reality so
as to recreate or revive the tradition. The trouble with this sensible
approach is that we already have a notion of what a bard is, and historical
'fact' never seems to quite live up to the archetypes of our imagination. We
already know what a bard is.


Shut your eyes for a minute and picture a bard. What do you see? Perhaps a
pre-Raphaelite androgyne dripping over his love-torn harp strings? Perhaps a
Pictish bagpiper? Perhaps the village witch telling stories round the fire
of her dimly lit hut? It is these images that inspire us: for me it is the
medieval Troubadours, the wandering minstrels, that fuel my imagination.
Indeed, this particular bardic energy seems to be the energy behind the 'new
medievalism' of the road protest movement. These archetypes are an energy
for us to use so we can recreate bardism for our modern needs in this crazy,
crazy world, and yet still be embedded in the bardic tradition.


So what is this tradition and where do we find it? For me, the gateway was
through the medium of storytelling. Much of what follows was taught to me by
my teachers, Peter Vallance and particularly Ana Adnan. It is to them, and
to the tradition, that I dedicate this article, with love and thanks for the
gifts they gave me.


To be a bard is to learn to listen. Perhaps the most important bardic art
is storytelling. All the wisdom of all the peoples of the world is held
within their stories. The world is not the same place after a story is told.
Through the mystery of the word we recreate the world, we shape reality, we
sing the world into being. To be a bard is to listen to the land, to the
wind in the trees, to the boom of the surf against the rocks. Somehow, in a
way that I cannot quite fathom, our music, our stories, our culture rise up
from the land. Stories open us to the magic of the earth - they reconnect us
to it. A place like Oxford (my home) comes alive when we know that it is at
the exact centre of Britain and that there is a red dragon and a white
dragon buried underneath the city. A mound in Marlborough shudders to life
when we know that this is where Merlin lies buried.


Stories are precious things and have a life of their own. Open yourself to
stories and you open yourself to a depth of understanding that far surpasses
the paltry efforts of the intellect. There is an old storytelling tradition
that when you tell a story, you imagine the person who told it you is stood
behind you. The person who told them is stood behind them and so on. A whole
chain of ghosts connecting the tradition and giving it its momentum. You
don't need to tell a story, you just need to open your mouth and it will
happily tell itself, propelled by the life it has been given by the weight
of all those ancestors. Indeed, I've never grasped the `orthodox' meaning of
the bardic symbol (a square interlocked with a circle), but it occurred to
me that it is really an open mouth. awen descends (or maybe rises snakelike
from the earth, for aren't all acts of creation sexual in origin?), we open
our mouths and out comes a song, a poem or a story. For anyone who is
creative, the description of awen is a beautiful, lyrical image of that most
sacred mystery: the act of creation.


But as I said earlier, a story is a precious thing. Care must be exercised
in the telling, for a sacred story demands a sacred audience. More than half
of the ceremony of story is the audience and their energy. When all flows
well the energy forms an unbroken circle and the teller gets back as much as
they give out. The circle becomes fuzzy as people's attention starts to
wander, so the storyteller uses tricks and pure deviosity (is that a word?)
to bring them back. Any interruption shatters the circle and it smashes to
the ground like a broken vase. This simply must not happen to a sacred
story, for if it does the power of the story dwindles and is lost.


These stories are not entertainment; they are power. Certain tribes have
stories that are told only in the most dire need, such as times of drought.
Disbelieving anthropologists record the event and then look to the cloudless
sky to see the first rain-clouds start to form, just as the storyteller knew
they would. Take care with sacred stories, for it is horrible when it goes
wrong. I know this from bitter experience, and you can be damned sure that
when it happens you have misjudged the mood and needs of the audience. You
have told the wrong story at the wrong time.


Like I said, to be a bard is to learn to listen. You have to listen to the
needs of the audience, and of the stories. You have to listen to your heart
and not your head, and herein lies the secret of the bardic tradition as a
key to self-knowledge. A bard must know the self inside out and listen to
those unconscious motivations that endlessly determine our behaviour. The
ultimate is to have the right story for every occasion. All you then need to
do is to stand up and wait for the right story to pop into your head. Scary
stuff huh? Especially in front of an audience of 200 people. The bardic path
is not for the faint-hearted.


Sometimes there will be a contradiction between the needs of the audience
and the needs of the story, after all, do we really want to reinforce sexist
stereotypes to young children? To what extent can we change stories? This is
a tricky issue and only you can answer that one. Frankly, you cannot tell a
story unless you have fallen in love with it. You are revealing a part of
yourself to the audience; good side and also dark side. Part of the joy of a
tale like Snow White is its twisted nastiness, and somehow in telling it we
exorcise the politically incorrect contents of our psyche. Years of sexual
repression have to be released and re-integrated into the psyche, and
stories are one way to do this (didn't we tell you that bards have to be
psychologists as well?). Naturally, one chooses the right story for the
right audience, and Snow White requires a particular audience!
For children, and also adults, I might change a story slightly in the light
of the modern political enlightenment, but more often than not I keep the
story true and add a line of explanation "...this was the custom in those
days...." Sacred stories I don't touch and often tell word for word.


Through stories you can take an audience to some strange and grim places.
This is a huge responsibility, so remember to always bring them back.
One bardic art has been the writing of stories, and, given that we have
lost most of our stories, should we write new ones? The problem is that new
stories don't carry the weight of all those ghosts. I have heard people tell
their own stories and some are frankly dreadful. I suspect these come from
the head; the intellect. Others have reduced me to tears they are so
beautiful. They feel like real stories. These come from somewhere deeper. I
don't believe you can sit down and say "Right, today I'm going to write a
story." It doesn't work like that. A story comes to you; it bubbles up from
the earth; from the rocks and trees, and demands to be heard. If we offer
these stories to the world in a spirit of humility then maybe they will
catch on, to be given a life of their own through the embellishments and
magick of other tellers. In this way we can become channels for the earth.
Never has there been a greater need for bards. Our collective souls are
battered and lost, and we desperately need that sense of reconnection to the
earth, the land, and to each other. In some Druid traditions the bardic
grade is simply an entry level to the higher grades, but this undermines the
bardic tradition. It is a magickal, mystical tradition. Through story and
song we can shape the world, and if we look at the old stories we find that
the bards could sing down mists, lull people to sleep, cause blisters on
their enemies through the power of their sarcasm! Even Merlin was cured of
his madness by the sound of a harp. These are all forgotten arts; forgotten
mysteries, but perhaps, if we plunge into the heart of this wonderful
tradition, that is so much a part of this land of Albion, then they will
once more be revealed to us.


The time is now. These are mythic times, and we are all called to play our
part in the fight for the earth. We are the ancestors of the people to
follow; to be remembered in story. Arise bards of Albion, and take your
place in history!

PS. The ultimate guide to the bardic arts is a book called The Stone and the
Flute by Hans Bemmann - Penguin. Read it and beware.